(via tnypty)
(via tnypty)
my favorite version of myself is when i get out of the shower and the mirror is so steamy i am just a blurry mass of color with no identity or defining physical characteristics. she kills it

The stable guys are getting more and more done with my shit and I’m getting more and more done with theirs too. What kind of weak operation are they running here where they won’t stable my horse just because it’s a god or because it doesn’t have ~skin~
(via tnypty)
Lucy: I’m resigning from Lockwood & Co.
Lockwood, in tears: whatever tho i guess it doesn’t matter haha
| Lucy: | I love all my colleagues. Anthony Lockwood, George Cubbins and-- *reading smudged writing on hand* polly banjo |
|---|
| marissa fittes: | hey lockwood can i have your number? |
|---|---|
| anthony lockwood, visibly texting: | i'm sorry i don't have a phone |