(Source: joshfjelstad)

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

50shadesofsolkat:

skrillidex:

mom, dad, im roosterteeth

the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

coooode:

And that’s the most frustrating thing about depression. It isn’t always something you can fight back against with hope. It isn’t even something — it’s nothing. And you can’t combat nothing. You can’t fill it up. You can’t cover it. It’s just there, pulling the meaning out of everything. That being the case, all the hopeful, proactive solutions start to sound completely insane in contrast to the scope of the problem.

It would be like having a bunch of dead fish, but no one around you will acknowledge that the fish are dead. Instead, they offer to help you look for the fish or try to help you figure out why they disappeared. 
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feed me

  • redbean ice cream: ideal husband or wife
  • greenbean Popsicle: smth im jealous of
  • mochi ice cream: what i look for in a friend
  • banana popsicles: 1 memory i have of you
  • mango ice cream: a tumblr ship
  • strawberri froyo: top 3 insecurites
  • mint choco froyo: 3 things im proud of
  • cookies and cream froyo: 3 things you can do to make me automatically like you
  • vanilla: how i found your blog
  • orange ice cream: something ive always wanted to tell you
  • green tea ice cream: a blog that reminds me of yours
  • jasmine tea: an unpopular opinion that i have
  • orange tea: a secret that i've kept
  • oolong tea: my first love
  • strawberry tea: favourite outfit
  • milk tea: current fashion obsession
  • bubble tea: fashion pet peeve
  • strawberry iced tea: your best feature

insomniaccity:

(anything) feat. Pitbull

image

stutzpunkt:

do you ever just feel like all of your friends deserve better than you

stutzpunkt:

do you ever just feel like all of your friends deserve better than you

that-gay-bunny:

acciogaysharks:

fag-ology:

beinggayisokay:


I wish this was an exaggeration, I really do.

But its not

Dear lord, this is one of the most accurate posts on this site.

You forgot the ruffles.

this is me shopping

that-gay-bunny:

acciogaysharks:

fag-ology:

beinggayisokay:

I wish this was an exaggeration, I really do.

But its not

Dear lord, this is one of the most accurate posts on this site.

You forgot the ruffles.

this is me shopping